the "throne"I trust that you are all keeping well and enjoying some better weather. Autumn has definitely descended upon us with some pretty cold days (and nights) but when the sun is shining all is right with the world. I thought I would share some musings with you on the subject of "alternative toiletting facilities!.
the "transport"
1. Situate your "throne."
2. When using above DO NOT allow to overfill! You will not be able to lift it!
3. Lift bottom half of throne onto transport - remember step 2 before this is necessary. DO NOT forget rubber gloves!
the "transport"4. Trundle transport with load to dump station over wrecked pavements and gravelly roads.
5. Unscrew cap on dump station.
"dump station"
6. Remove cap from emptying tube and swing it 90 degrees.
7. Lift throne up from ground and position emptying tube into discharge hole.
8. Tip up and empty - remembering to press button on throne to avoid splashback!
9. Reverse all above steps.
10. Enjoy a cup of tea knowing that it will necessitate starting the cycle all over again. JOY!
The alternative is using the "ensuite" but as that is down the lane I don't fancy getting dressed up to use it either during the night or when it is raining. The "throne" is at least private and close by!
My love to all. Take care and continue keeping in touch.
Carol xxx
PS We don't have to boil the water anymore! Hooray! And we are assured that the chlorine will be discontinued ASAP. Another hooray!
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